The Roost of Turkadactyl

Hello Mark,

Did you forget to make your dust bunny payment to the Paydro gang again? Please do not forget again. I here they make people eat their own boogers if they forget to make a dust bunny payment. I am glad you are able to solve the soup crisis back home. I fear the soup I sent via ocean will come too little too late. It seems that the crabs here have control over the local shipping lanes and there is a soup embargo going on at the moment.

I have terrific news. Beard left a couple of days ago and I now have Alex’s face all to myself. Beard was getting to be a bit of a bore lately. I had a milk bath the other day. It was very soothing. I have not had a spa day for a while.

I am enjoying the sea air right now. The wind makes my whistles sway to and fro. I am a very happy moustache right now. It couldn’t be better. Nostrils haven’t been dripping on me for a while. They also tell me to say hello to you. I hope to have some friends here some day. There are other moustache’s that frolic here but they seem to be tied down by beards as well. I hope to convince them to loosen the shackles from their beards so they can be free to roam the seaside air with me.

I am doing some research right now. I am investigating to see if dinosaurs ever had moustache’s. If you know of any that did please let me know. I hope that dinosaurs had moustache’s. It will be comforting to know that moustache was part of something so furious.

xOOXxo

Moustache