Posted by: Turkadactyl | September 1, 2008

The Moustache Letters- A New Friend

Hello Mark,

Moustache sends his regards. He has left on vacation and asked us to write a letter to you. Moustache was getting tired of taste buds complaining about the onions that Alexander has been eating lately. You see, these Camas folks like to put onions in lots of their meals. Thank you for the fruit basket. Your support really means a lot to us. Our hairs are coming along nicely. In fact some of them have grown faster then we expected. They are getting quite bold and starting to take a peek to see what is outside.

Moustache picked a bad week to take a vacation. If he stayed he would have made a new friend. One of the visitors, David, has a lovely moustache. David was thrilled to hear of our correspondence and even more thrilled to get involved himself.  A fine sense of humour.  David’s moustache, Mac Moustache, has written a resume and is wondering if you are interested in having another pen pal. Let us know if you would like another pen pal. Please remember to keep up with your payments.



Moustache sends his regards

Moustache sends his regards

Dear Mark,

I have heard tonight that you adopted Alexander’s moustache as a pen pal. From observation I noticed that said face fungus has been surgically removed and therefore I offer myself for adoption. I give below my resume for consideration and hopeful approval.

Name: Mac Moustache

Age: 46 years

Birthplace: Rothesay, Isle of Bute, Scotland

Colour: Due to age of my host body a bit grey

Distinguishing Features: A distinct flavour of haggis

Reason for Growth: Damage to upper lip following rugby accident

Outsides Comment: Told very nice when in contact with lips of the opposite sex

At one time I was attached to full beard, which was removed when above mentioned host body removal made him look younger.

With regards and awaiting to hear that you long to adopt.

Mac M. (The Scottish Face Fungus)

Mac Moustache

Mac Moustache


  1. Dear Moustache: Mama Turka.. would love to see a photo of Alexander eating onions. I bet Nostrils just loves the smell….yum.


  2. dear nostrils and hairs

    i am glad to hear that mustache has taken a vacation you know he works to hard some times.
    onions is hard to take tell taste buds to keep strong. im glad to hear that your hairs are growing nice and strong but tell them not to go to far out you know what they say curiosity cut the nose hair.

    I’m glad to hear that other mustache’s are coming out. and I’m pleased to hear that you want to be my pen pal but i need to discuss it with mustache because he might have something to say. but for right now i’ m a one mustache kind of man

    tata for now



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