The Roost of Turkadactyl

Dear Mark,

It has been a while since I have heard from you.  I hope the Paydro gang are behaving themselves.  I have just completed a trip through Italy and I want to voice my sincerest displeasure to the Italians.  You see I had big expectations.  I guess I was hoping for too much after being exposed to the most famous Italian moustaches of them all- Mario and Luigi.

Don´t get me wrong, I did see some moustaches in my travels throughout Italy.  There are some young men who deserve a Super Mario mushroom ranking for trying to salvage the Italian moustache.  There are some oldies who are trying their best to maintain an important Italian tradition.  The moustache, however, was underrepresented.  I think we have to start a cause to raise support for the Italian men to start growing moustaches again.  Will you join me in my cause?

Hugs and kisses,

Moustache