Posted by: Turkadactyl | September 10, 2008

The Moustache Letters- The Return of the Moustache

Hello Mark,

I have returned from my vacation.  I appreciate your loyalty to our friendship.  Nostrils filled me in about Mac Moustache filling in an application form to be your new pen pal.  I do not mind if you converse with Mac Moustache.  I am a jealous moustache and have concerns of our friendship losing its value if you start to spend more time with Mac.  I have talked with Nostrils and they will not panic next time I go on vacation.

My travels took me to some fantastic places.  I met other moustaches that I hold in regard.  I was in awe to be in their presence.  The first place I visited was the American Moustache Institute.  I then had to rush back to the United Kingdom to visit and legendary club known as the Handlebar Moustache Club.  As you can see I have been a busy moustache on my time off.

It is good to be reunited with Alexander again.  I think he needs me more than he thinks.  Have you heard of Samson from the Holy Bible?  I am to Alexander as Hair was to Samson.  It is through me that Alexander gains his cheesy humour.  I know, I am a proud moustache.  I also think Michelle needs me more than she thinks.  She raises a big fuss everytime I appear but if I wasn’t around she might start to notice Back Hair on Alexander and we all know that Back Hair are arrogant to deal with.  Thankfully Back Hair is looking in the other direction.  I can get away with talking about them behind their back.



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