Posted by: Turkadactyl | July 20, 2008

The Moustache Letters- Moustache Begins

Dear Mark,

I apologize in the delay of my writing to you. I tried to send a postcard but Alexander seemed quite content in avoided the post office. I hope your summer finds you well.

So far the summer has found me wet. Yes, it has rained a lot but Alexander has also had a runny nose. He has no regard to my well-being at all. Nostrils are sorry for making a mess and I do believe that they are sincere. After all it is difficult for them to clean up after themselves. Alexander can give Nostrils a bit more dignity and clean up before their snot runs down all over me.

I also think that Alexander has spent too much time reading comics. I think is getting too much into them. As a moustache I do have the luxury and listening in on all of Alexander’s conversations. He talks a lot in his sleep and here is an example of living in a fantasy world. Just the other night he said, “But Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills! You’re from two different worlds!” Is there hope for him? Do you think he has wasted his life?

Now the dinner bell has rung. It is time for Alexander to spill food all over me.



  1. dear Moustache,

    im glad to hear your having a good time for the most part anyway. back here in edmonton the soup drought is still a problem. we need a leader Moustache the handle bars are breaking under the presure. but other then that its been wonderful time.

    im glad to hear you are handling the nostrils but dont be to hard on them you know they are going through a tough time in there marriage. did you give them the fruit basket i sent them? and that alex fellow, a strange one isnt he? but he does have a point. aquaman cant marry someone with out gills thats obsurd OBSURD I TELL YOU. and remember to wear your rain slicker if he is eatting soup.


    p.s. i love you


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