Dear Mark,
I think I have died and gone to moustache heaven. No, don’t worry. I am still around and have not been flushed down the sink because of a razor accident. I am very much in bloom on Alexander’s face. I was able to see a special treat. There is a movie called Gettysburg and if you want to see some quality moustaches then look no further. Be sure to check this out as well as the pictures of the Gettysburg officers here. Wow, I am tremendously humbled as well as in awe to the power these moustaches command. You want sexy? Oh yeah, it is there. You want rugged? Look no further. Gettysburg has it all. Where did we go wrong? The days of powerful moustaches are gone. Mark, we must bring back the power of the moustache. We must think of a plan to bring back the moustache to its former glory days. Based on my experience of travelling in Austria I think we will have allies in the Austrians.
Hugs and kisses,
Moustache
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